The Too Honest “Slap in the Face” Award
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No, on second thought, let it rip.
After last week’s serious “Slap in the Face” Award, I thought we should lighten up a little.
The cheek-smacker this week goes out to all those people in business who conduct job interviews and ask ridiculous questions.
We’ve all been there, right?
Here’s a beauty.
Tell me about yourself. That usually means I haven’t read your resume and need a few seconds to skim it. So babble for a few minutes, would you?
Or, why do you want this job?
I have always wanted to say because I am addicted to food, and I want to work for a company that asks dumb questions.
Or how about the more philosophical questions like, which person from history would you like to have dinner with? I did once answer that one with Ronald Reagan.
It turned out the interviewer thought he was the Antichrist. Didn’t get that job, either.
Once I was asked by an interviewer if I would be able to say no to him. He said he needed people who could stand up to him if they thought he was wrong.
And of course I said no!
But, here’s an answer I wish I had given to a really stupid interview question.
The question, what is your biggest weakness?
What this question is supposed to give the interviewer is a mystery to me but some of the answers have been great.
One woman said her greatest weakness was picking husbands.
Another said chocolate.
But the winner of all responses I have ever heard to that question was honesty! His biggest weakness was being too honest.
The interviewer said, I don’t think honesty is a weakness.
And the person being interviewed gave his too-honest response: “Well, I really don’t give a damn what you think!”
So, here’s to being too honest, job interviewers and saying no.