What Your Investment Guru Isn't Telling You

Alexander Green
by Alexander Green, Chief Investment Strategist, The Oxford Club

What Your Investment Guru Isn't Telling You

by Alexander Green, Chief Investment Strategist

Monday, February 28, 2011: Issue #1458

Two weeks ago, I spoke at The World Money Show in Orlando - one of the largest investment conferences in the country. More than 11,000 investors registered to attend.

(Unfortunately, the conference room was far too small. It filled up half an hour before I spoke and we ended up turning away a couple of hundred people. Not good.)

In my talk, I argued that the only certainty in the world is uncertainty. Then I demonstrated how investors can effectively capitalize on this uncertainty, starting with the seven factors that determine the future value of your portfolio...

Seven Factors That Shape the Value of Your Portfolio

Those seven factors are:

  • The amount you save.
  • The length of time it compounds.
  • Your asset allocation.
  • Your security selection.
  • Your annual compounded return (as a result of 3 and 4).
  • The expenses you absorb.
  • The taxes you pay.

As I walked around the event, however, I listened to other speakers talking instead about the outlook for the stock market. And I kept hearing the same thing.

No, not persistent bullishness or bearishness. There's always plenty of both at a conference of this size. The universal part was analysts confirming just how right their previous market forecasts had been.

Count me as skeptical.

"I Wasn't Wrong... Just Early"

If I flipped a coin and said "heads" and it came up heads, would you be impressed? If not, why not?

What if I flipped it again and said "tails" and it came up tails this time. Would that impress you?

Maybe on the next coin flip, I get it wrong. Then I remind you that no system is perfect and that no one bats a thousand. Does that add to my stature and make my next prediction more credible?

The idea is laughable.

Yet listen to some market gurus and you'd think they're all a bunch of smart guys who never get blindsided by events. Even those who missed the boat generally claim that they weren't wrong... "just early."

I suspect that more than a little revisionist history is going on here. The truth is that even the market forecasters who are right are generally dead wrong.

Let me give you an example...

The Bear Philosophy: Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud

I know a famously bearish investment analyst - one who has been bearish not just for years but for decades. He sincerely believes that every silver lining has its cloud.

Just before the financial crisis of 2007-2009, he let his readers know that we were on the edge of catastrophe. He predicted that inflation would soar, the dollar would crash, foreigners would repatriate their assets and the stock market would keel over.

And it did.

Today, he insists he "called the recent market crash." It's true he was bearish before the market tanked - and I hate to quibble - but...

Yet he crows about how much money you would have made if you'd listened to his analysis before the recent meltdown. Of course, you'd also have made a ton if you'd bet large on my first call of "heads" a few minutes ago.

What? You say my forecast had nothing to do with the result, that my success was meaningless?

That brings me to analysts who are busy claiming that they called the recent spike in oil and gold prices...

The Core Principles for Investment Success

Think about it: Who foresaw that a frustrated market vendor in Tunisia would set himself ablaze in the street - a move that would ultimately bring down the Tunisian government? In turn, who knew that would lead to a successful uprising in Egypt and then anarchy in Libya - developments that would cause oil (and thus gold) to soar?

Who? Precisely no one.

There's a lot of money to be made in the prophecy racket... I mean, the market forecasting business. But here's the industry's dirty little secret:

Real investment success doesn't come from following the right predictions. It comes from following the right principles:

  • Allocate your assets properly.
  • Diversify your portfolio broadly.
  • Buy quality investments.
  • Reduce your investment costs.
  • Tax-manage your portfolio.

Yes, you can make it a lot more complicated than this. But you really don't need to.

Good investing,

Alexander Green

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